Posts Tagged ‘planet’

Spring Showers Bring Alien Powers

March 26, 2012

After a long bout of morning sickness brought on by my second pregnancy, I am finally feeling better and have been busy sewing away. These are just some of the newest aliens I’ve added in the last couple days. There are many MANY more to come so stay tuned and check out the latest aliens each day. http://www.adoptanalien.etsy.com

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Amazing New Aliens Up for Adoption Today

September 1, 2011

Check Out these New Amazing Aliens at Adopt an Alien.  They are all so cute!  How will you chose?  Remember that ALL my aliens are one of a kind and adorable.  They also come with their very own birth certificates.  With the Holidays coming quickly this is a great opportunity to check some people off your list and know that you have the perfect gift for them.  Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and adopt your alien today!

Why Everyone Needs to Adopt an Alien…

June 27, 2011

People have often asked me why one would want to Adopt an Alien… so I compiled a list of the main reasons why EVERYONE needs to adopt their own alien.

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1.  Aliens bring an instant smile to your face regardless of how awful your day has been.

2. Aliens help you sleep and keep bad dreams away.

3. Aliens make excellent guard dogs (or in this case guard aliens).

4. They allow you to eat chocolate guilt free and may even sneak some to you when others aren’t looking.

5. They allow you to reach things on a high shelf.

6. They will answer the phone when you are too busy.

7.  They bring you toilet paper when you run out.

8.  Like puppies they are great conversation starters for the opposite sex.

9. They make the perfect pet… they never rip up the furniture, they never have accidents, and aliens can also bring you your sleepers and even a soda from the fridge.

10. Aliens don’t mind if you fart and blame it on them.

11. Their breath always smells like cotton candy.

12. They never try to change the radio station when riding in the car with you.

13. Aliens always let you win board games, video games, and arguments.

14. They love to take the garbage out and always eat your leftovers.

15. They hold your place in books so you will never need a bookmark again.

16. They have vast medical knowledge and will take care of you when you are sick…okay, that’s not true, BUT aliens make a mean chick noodle soup!

17. Somehow they always… ALWAYS know where you left your keys, wallet, and cell phone.

18. Even if you aren’t funny, aliens will always laugh at your jokes.

19. Aliens are great with babies, children, and your Great Aunt Mildred.

20. Aliens are fun, bright, beautiful, one of a kind, handmade, and perfect for everyone and when you Adopt an Alien you support a small business created by a stay at home, hard-working mom.

To adopt your own alien check out my website at www.adoptanalien.etsy.com

The above information is just for fun and is not all completely true.  Please use common sense when purchasing and playing with our alien toys.

Alien Unicorns Found

June 7, 2011

Check out the newest arrivals at the Adopt an Alien Agency.  These little Alien Unicorns are one of a kind and of course their very own birth certificate. 

Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and adopt your own alien now.  Aliens also come in a small keychain size.

Happy Birthday to Me and YOU!

May 19, 2011

In honor of MY Birthday, on Sunday May 22nd,  I will be offering FREE shipping.  This is a one day only offer.  Enter Promo Code HAPPYBIRTHDAY when you check out to receive your free shipping.  This is something I do not do very often, so if you have had your eye on an alien this is a great time to adopt it.  Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and start chosing which aliens you will adopt with free shipping.

You could get free shipping on Mitsy!

A Very Alien Valentine!

February 1, 2011

Are you looking for a cute present for your Valentine on that special day?  Look no farther!  We are offering Adopt an Alien Valentine’s Day Gift Baskets for your holiday pleasure!  They each come with an alien, a box of chocolates, a box of candy hearts, and a cute little heart basket to hold it all.  Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and snag yours.  Please allow 5 days for shipping.

Come in Jupiter!

January 27, 2011

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Have you ever wanted to contact beings from outer space?  Well, here’s your chance… and better yet, you can adopt your own being from outer space.  Please check out www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and for a small adoption fee plus shipping and handling you can adopt your own alien.  These aliens are all handmade, one of a kind, and adorable.  Adopt an Alien and Adopt a Smile.

Still Time to Get Your Aliens before Christmas.

December 15, 2010

You still have plenty of time to order before Christmas. We will be shipping Christmas orders right up to December 20th. I’m told by my postal carrier if sent by the 20th, packages should still make it before Christmas.
Please have all orders in by December 19th to be safe.  Thank You and have a Merry Christmas!

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BLACK FRIDAY DEALS AT ADOPT AN ALIEN!

November 24, 2010

Buy Three get Two Free on Regular Aliens on BLACK Friday the 26th of November between 4am and 12pm (EST) for the first three customers ONLY.  

Not one of the first three?  That’s okay ALL alien orders between 4am and 12pm (EST) on Friday the 26th will receive a free alien keychain.    

Regular aliens are any aliens $18.00 to $22.00.  This offer EXCLUDES  alien christmas stockings, special needs aliens, specialty aliens, conjoined twins, keychains, and sale aliens.  Limit one offer per customer (a.k.a paypal e-mail address).  Please state which two free aliens you would like in the “message to seller” at check out as well as two back up aliens (incase your choice of free aliens are bought during the sale period).  All free aliens are subject to availability and you may not get your first choice/s in free aliens.  If none of the four (two first choice and two alternates) aliens given in “message to seller” are available, you will be contacted by me to select additional alternative aliens.  If you are not one of the first three customers to take advantage of the offer,  you will not receive the two free aliens, however all orders between 4am and 12pm on Nov 26th will receive a free surprise alien keychain.  Payments for orders must be received using Paypal no later than 11:59pm on the 26th of November.  No Rainchecks.  Have a safe and Happy Holiday!

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Now is the Time to get your Aliens for the Holidays

September 28, 2010

Now is the time to get your Holiday aliens.  There is no better time to get your alien gifts.  If you adopt your aliens now, you will have a great selection as well as plenty of time to get them home and wrapped and hidden in the back of the closet before you even put up the tree or start baking those yummy cookies.  Don’t wait til the last minute and be disappointed that the alien your child had their heart set on is gone… adopt all the ones you need NOW!

www.adoptanalien.etsy.com