Why Everyone Needs to Adopt an Alien…

People have often asked me why one would want to Adopt an Alien… so I compiled a list of the main reasons why EVERYONE needs to adopt their own alien.

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1.  Aliens bring an instant smile to your face regardless of how awful your day has been.

2. Aliens help you sleep and keep bad dreams away.

3. Aliens make excellent guard dogs (or in this case guard aliens).

4. They allow you to eat chocolate guilt free and may even sneak some to you when others aren’t looking.

5. They allow you to reach things on a high shelf.

6. They will answer the phone when you are too busy.

7.  They bring you toilet paper when you run out.

8.  Like puppies they are great conversation starters for the opposite sex.

9. They make the perfect pet… they never rip up the furniture, they never have accidents, and aliens can also bring you your sleepers and even a soda from the fridge.

10. Aliens don’t mind if you fart and blame it on them.

11. Their breath always smells like cotton candy.

12. They never try to change the radio station when riding in the car with you.

13. Aliens always let you win board games, video games, and arguments.

14. They love to take the garbage out and always eat your leftovers.

15. They hold your place in books so you will never need a bookmark again.

16. They have vast medical knowledge and will take care of you when you are sick…okay, that’s not true, BUT aliens make a mean chick noodle soup!

17. Somehow they always… ALWAYS know where you left your keys, wallet, and cell phone.

18. Even if you aren’t funny, aliens will always laugh at your jokes.

19. Aliens are great with babies, children, and your Great Aunt Mildred.

20. Aliens are fun, bright, beautiful, one of a kind, handmade, and perfect for everyone and when you Adopt an Alien you support a small business created by a stay at home, hard-working mom.

To adopt your own alien check out my website at www.adoptanalien.etsy.com

The above information is just for fun and is not all completely true.  Please use common sense when purchasing and playing with our alien toys.

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