Get your Holiday Shopping Done in One Place.  Aliens are the perfect gift for Everyone.  Aliens can put a Happy Holiday Smile on anyones face.  They make the perfect gift for the “hard to shop for,” because they have never seen anything like it before.  Aliens are not something you can just walk into a department store and buy.  They are special.  They are Handmade and  One of a Kind!  Each Alien comes with a Birth Certificate and they  Irresistable to almost everyone.  Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and adopt your own TODAY!  Adopt an Alien and Adopt a Smile!

Check Out these New Amazing Aliens at Adopt an Alien.  They are all so cute!  How will you chose?  Remember that ALL my aliens are one of a kind and adorable.  They also come with their very own birth certificates.  With the Holidays coming quickly this is a great opportunity to check some people off your list and know that you have the perfect gift for them.  Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and adopt your alien today!

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1.  Aliens bring an instant smile to your face regardless of how awful your day has been.

2. Aliens help you sleep and keep bad dreams away.

3. Aliens make excellent guard dogs (or in this case guard aliens).

4. They allow you to eat chocolate guilt free and may even sneak some to you when others aren’t looking.

5. They allow you to reach things on a high shelf.

6. They will answer the phone when you are too busy.

7.  They bring you toilet paper when you run out.

8.  Like puppies they are great conversation starters for the opposite sex.

9. They make the perfect pet… they never rip up the furniture, they never have accidents, and aliens can also bring you your sleepers and even a soda from the fridge.

10. Aliens don’t mind if you fart and blame it on them.

11. Their breath always smells like cotton candy.

12. They never try to change the radio station when riding in the car with you.

13. Aliens always let you win board games, video games, and arguments.

14. They love to take the garbage out and always eat your leftovers.

15. They hold your place in books so you will never need a bookmark again.

16. They have vast medical knowledge and will take care of you when you are sick…okay, that’s not true, BUT aliens make a mean chick noodle soup!

17. Somehow they always… ALWAYS know where you left your keys, wallet, and cell phone.

18. Even if you aren’t funny, aliens will always laugh at your jokes.

19. Aliens are great with babies, children, and your Great Aunt Mildred.

20. Aliens are fun, bright, beautiful, one of a kind, handmade, and perfect for everyone and when you Adopt an Alien you support a small business created by a stay at home, hard-working mom.

To adopt your own alien check out my website at www.adoptanalien.etsy.com

The above information is just for fun and is not all completely true.  Please use common sense when purchasing and playing with our alien toys.

Check out the newest arrivals at the Adopt an Alien Agency.  These little Alien Unicorns are one of a kind and of course their very own birth certificate. 

Head to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com and adopt your own alien now.  Aliens also come in a small keychain size.

Adopt an Alien adoptions always slow down during the summer.  This is hard on the aliens as they wait all summer wondering if someone will adopt them.  This is also hard on us here at the agency as we have many tiny alien mouths to feed and many alien related bills to pay.  Above are some of the newest cutest aliens up for adoption at the agency.  You can adopt one too by heading to www.adoptanalien.etsy.com

Adopt an Alien has a variety of aliens up for adoption including one eyed, two eyed, three eyed, two headed, special needs, and even alien siblings, alien wedding couples, and alien gift baskets.  Come and visit us.  Mention “WordPress” in the message to seller when you check out and receive a special free gift with purchase.

Adopt an Alien Easter Basket in the Small Size

Need just alittle something for that special someone on your list this Easter.  Snag one of these Adopt an Alien Easter baskets.  This is the small size yet it is packed with all sorts of goodies and of course, the best part, the center piece…. a One of a Kind Handmade Alien Toy.  The “Small” must being refering to the price which is only $27.00 plus shipping.  You can’t pass this offer up!  Please order soon…. Easter is Coming!!

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